You know, I can do these long logic chains based on a lot of assumptions as well. Can I get some vitriol?
So, you're a researcher, and you've got some sexy new class of exploitable flaws you've found. You do your presentation at con, but it seems like everyone's employers nowadays don't appreciate presenters dropping 0-day. Therefore, you decide to show a video clip instead.
You decide to playfully pick on a group of smug OS users who generally think they are more secure. (I know. Security researchers bursting the bubble of someone with a false sense of security? I'm shocked too.)
Trying hard to be "responsible" (as defined by the software vendors), you give the vendor some heads up that you're going to be showing a video demo of yourself 0wning their kernel driver. Lo! This vendor, who happens to actively cultivate this perception that their stuff is more secure, takes exception.
Let's talk about this particular software vendor for a sec. They have repeatedly demonstrated a willingness to sue anyone who reveals anything they aren't ready to reveal. They are willing to sue every time. Even if it's true. To the point where you might have to take them to the state supreme court to try and keep them from going after your sources.
Of course, that's for news, which theoretically has some constitutional protection in the U.S. How do they feel about vulnerability disclosure? "We don't feel that our customers are better served by public disclosure of potential issues". Oh.
So, maybe picking on Darth Litigious isn't such a hot idea. They decide to instead demo one of the third-party cards with its own vulnerable driver. And not even identify the card, so that vendor can't complain either. Yeah, it kind of weakens their demo, but they don't have a lot of choice.
Maybe they could just mention in passing that the sue-happy vendor's built-in card and driver have similar problems?
Surely, the masses won't ignore the impressive 802.11 research presented that made up 80% of the talk, and only focus on the demo? And pick the demo to death only because it affected their favorite platform? Surely, it can't be possible that rational, sane people would believe that the problem is demonstratable on FreeBSD, Windows, and even their own platform, but with a third-party driver... and then not believe that there is any chance whatsoever that the same kind of problem exists on the driver that ships with the OS?
No, clearly, the researchers must have faked the video. It seems MUCH more likely that they would use a third-party card ONLY as a red herring. Not because the OS vendor breaks out the lawyers at the drop of a hat. No, they faked the video, and they didn't show themselves popping the native card because, well... that's more believable. Or something.
So, clearly the zealots were right all along, the researchers are frauds. Wasn't it stupid of them to get up in front of all their friends and peers, and pull a scam? Especially since at least one of them had proven himself more than competent over the years. Oh well, no accounting for stupidity.
But zealots are rarely willing to let things go at victory. No, how about the zealots taunt the researchers with promises of prizes, on the off chance that the researchers have something to actually show? Maybe all they were waiting for was a shiny thing. And not the threat of lawsuit.
Let's examine the offer from the zealot.
- Zealot will buy said vulnerable (Ha! As if!) shiny thing
- Zealot will not permit researchers to put their filty paws on the shiny thing
- Researchers will use their exploit, which they have promised to keep private until the patch is out
- If the exploit doesn't work flawlessly on the first try, then researchers will either have to give the zealot the cost of the shiny thing, or it will be called "even". Where "even" is the researchers have to pay no money, but zealot will crow about victory, and researchers will have proven themselves untrustworthy by using the exploit they said they would keep private, and maybe get sued.
- However, if it does work flawlessly, the researchers will be up one shiny thing, and will only have proven themselves untrustworthy, and maybe get sued. Plus, zealot will have some excuse as to why it doesn't matter because, well, whatever, nuh-uh!
- All judging will be done by zealot, who would be out the cost of one shiny thing, and prove himself completely wrong if he declares the researchers the winners.
- Ignore any potential gain from your work, don't present it, sell it, use it as a resume item, etc... just post it, and take a chance the vendor will be really mad about that. Tick off potential employers. Anger some peers who think that is irresponsible.
- Sell it. TippingPoint and iDefense will offer $10,000 or more. That's like, enough for 9 shiny things! Note that you will be required to keep the exploit private until the patch ships.
- Present it and try and warn people about this class of problem. (Also, you get some travel expenses, and maybe enough money for 1 shiny thing. Woo!) Note that this does not neccessarily prevent you from releasing the exploit if you want. Unless maybe your employer paid for some of your time, and insists that you don't. Or maybe your peers and potential employers and customers wouldn't like that. Or maybe the conference itself got sued for that sort of thing last year, and it wouldn't be cool.
- Unless you tried to be nice to the vendor by giving them some advance notice, who then turns around and makes you change your presentation and hold your tongue. Even if they later issue a public half-denial that they know about the problem. because, you know that presenters and conferences get sued for that kind of thing now...
Maybe the vendor is trying really hard to communicate to the researchers that the best strategy is to just blindside the vendor? Maybe they like a challenge.
In case it's not obvious, I don't believe that David and Johnny faked anything. They are being really big about the whole thing, despite taunts, derision and bribes. I believe they will proven correct when Apple puts out the patch (which is, of course, completely on Apple's schedule.) And I also believe that the same people who are calling them frauds now will probably still be grasping at any little detail which might help them keep from admitting they were wrong.